So imagine yourself deep in the corporate garden. Not the one I live in though....the other one....
You see an email pop up in the corner of your screen from your boss...
It's a position opening in the lettuce department.....and for a brief moment you think, "hey, maybe my boss sent this to me because I'm an expert at growing lettuce!"....you know that there are only a handful of people in your department who have ever grown lettuce., so maybe your hard work and dilligence is finally paying off.....
But then, as always in this garden, you open your email to see......
EVERYONE received this email.....even people that have never tasted lettuce or better yet GROWN IT!!
Ahhh....tales from the mega corporate garden.....
I think the boss needs a gift.....
Something to the effect of a 5 gallon bucket of Weed-B-Gone.....
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